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A police officer stops an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband near Liverpool docks. The officer approaches the ageing Toyota and politely explains that she was doing 41 mph in a 30mph area. She looks at her husband and asks, “What did he say?” Voice raised the husband replies, “He said you were […]

A police officer sees a young woman driving in London with the rear-seat of her Jaguar full of seals honking noisily through the windows. He stops her and says: “You can’t drive with a car loaded with these things next to Buckingham Palace! Take them to Regents Park Zoo.” The blonde blows a kiss and […]

Now that Det.Inspector Todd “Ratso” Holtom has appeared in Hard Place, my latest mystery thriller just released, he is going to publish a police joke each week to celebrate. You can pick up Hard Place via my website or from Amazon, Kindle, Barnes & Noble etc and currently there is a special offer on Amazon […]