Ratso’s Police Joke of the Week

A police officer stops an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband near Liverpool docks. The officer approaches the ageing Toyota and politely explains that she was doing 41 mph in a 30mph area. She looks at her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
Voice raised the husband replies, “He said you were speeding.”
Then the officer asks to see her driving licence. Again, she turns to her husband looking puzzled. “What did he say?”
Forcefully, the husband explains. “The policeman wants to see your driver’s licence.”
The woman hands the officer her licence which he studies. “I see you’re over from the Isle of Man. I remember it well. I had the worst sexual experience of my life there.”
The woman looks at her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The husband replies, “He says he knows you.”

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