#DetectiveRatso’s Police Joke of the week

A police officer sees a young woman driving in London with the rear-seat of her Jaguar full of seals honking noisily through the windows. He stops her and says: “You can’t drive with a car loaded with these things next to Buckingham Palace! Take them to Regents Park Zoo.” The blonde blows a kiss and drives off.
The next day, the officer sees her again still driving with her noisy seals. This time though they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls her over and she smiles sweetly at his angry face.
“I thought I told you to take these seals to the zoo?”
“Great advice, officer. They loved it but . . . today I’m taking them to Brighton beach!”

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